Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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