- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What's just not right? Left

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

a man was shot.... he died

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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