What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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