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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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