- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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