- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A hill billy went fishing

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Whats worse than suicide? death

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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