- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Apple hates Blackberry.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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