- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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