there once was a frog with no leggs

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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