- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Whats 1+1? window!

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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