A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Yellow People !!

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Boner

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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denisssssssssssssss

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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