- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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