- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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