Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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