BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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SEX

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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