- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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