- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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