What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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