- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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