- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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