- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.