- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

men's rights activists

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Yellow People !!

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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