- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

bite me

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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