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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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