- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Women's rights

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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