- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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