Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Knock Knock.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Anti Joke

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