Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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