why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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