- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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