- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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