- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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