- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

haha black people :D

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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