- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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