- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What happened to my sunglasses?

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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