What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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