- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Wanna hear a joke? no

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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