Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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