why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Go away still nothing to see

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Jimmy Saville

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Anti Joke

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