caoimhin is a dorty carrot

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Jimmy Saville

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Go away still nothing to see

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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