A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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my penis

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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