- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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