- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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