Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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