- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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