- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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