- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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