Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

My cat just died.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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