Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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