A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's just not right? Left

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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