- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

[Set up] [No punch line]

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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