Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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