- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

No antijoke here.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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