- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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