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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

There's my tractor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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