- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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