Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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