What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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