What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Atheism

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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