- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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