- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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