Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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