What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Women's rights.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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