- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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