- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??