Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What's just not right? Left

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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