- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Allah walked into AK Bar

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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