- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

The child was fired from his job.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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