- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Michael Brown

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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