What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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David Cameron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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