- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Michael Brown

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

there once was a frog with no leggs

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