- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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