What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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