Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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