A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do I hate? people

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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