- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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