What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Anti Joke

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