What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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