What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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