So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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