How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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