- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Indians

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

diarrhea.

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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