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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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