- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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