- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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