#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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PENIS that is all

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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