- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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