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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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