Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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