- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

John lazzaro likes dick

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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