- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Cripples are lame.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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