When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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