- Anti Joke

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!