Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Yes

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Tunechi

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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