- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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