Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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a man checks his mypsace

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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school homewrok

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