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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

I like that, but why am I happy?

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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