There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Hello.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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