You know whats funny? Women's rights

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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