yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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