What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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