Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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knock knock come in

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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