- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Yo Momma So Fat!

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Who wants water? I do.

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