- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Knock, Knock Who's There

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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