- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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