- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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