- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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