- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A man goes to the potty.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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