Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Where's my baby??

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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