- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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