Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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