I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Maths.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Anti Joke

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