- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

if you don't like this you're gay

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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