A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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