what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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i'm hard

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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A fat guy!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Anti Joke

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