Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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