Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

I am a mime

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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