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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Yo Mama just died.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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