- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A russian gives away vodka.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

knock knock... ...no answer

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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