Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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