What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Anti Joke

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