- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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