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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

how do you call someone? use a phone

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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