- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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