I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What? Huh?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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