- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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