How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Albert your flies undone.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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