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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I have an idea! You leave.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How old is victor? Half past dead

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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