What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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