- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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