roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What is cowboy say

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Atheism

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