- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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