- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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