Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Whats the defination of cruelty

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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