dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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