A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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You idiot.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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