If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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