What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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