- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

LO AND BEHOLD!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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