- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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