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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A women left the kitchen.

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