- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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