- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What rhymes with milk...milf

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