- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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