Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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