Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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deez nuts

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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