- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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