- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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