- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my baby??

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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