How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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