- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why? Because.

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