- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A guy walks into a bar

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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