- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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