- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

If you're happy and you know it get a life

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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