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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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