- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

A women in the kitchen.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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