Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Yellow People !!

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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13 =B you just learned something

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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