- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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