A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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