- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

roses are red poo is poo

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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