- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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