- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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