- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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