- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

knock knock Goodbye

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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