- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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