- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A gay man watches football.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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