- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

this is not a drill.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??